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The alpha male had been home for a couple weeks after the “mysterious” disappearance of Jim and Frank.
Time to go to work again he tells his wife.
Ok she says.
He picks up another cassette recorder and carefully places it into the storage compartment of the motorcycle.
He heads to Poster Boy’s old apartment.
He finds a place to park and heads up to the apartment.
He knocks on the door.
Someone answers the door and then the alpha male gives him a little help getting the door open
A couple of hits to the head and the sole occupant of the apartment decides that it’s a good time to take a nap.
When he eventually awakens he finds himself tied to a chair.
There’s a strange object laying on the counter.
When he can finally speaks he stammers out, what, what, what’s goig onnn?
The alpha male looks at and tells him what he learned from Frank and Jim. After spilling out what he had to say he finally asks the occupant if it’s true.
Don’t know. Don’t k don kn don’t know what you you talk talking bout comes the reply.
The alpha male jumps up and screams, Do you believe that Jesus Christ is your lord and personal savior screams the alpha male.
Y Y Y Ye Yes comes the answer finally.
And do you believe that Jesus Christ is gonna save your soul when you die sneers the alpha male.
Y Ye Y Y Yes comes the answer.
And do you believe that I’m Jesus Christ and I’m going to save your soul asks the alpha male while laughing.
I I III I I hope so comes the reply.
Guess again comes the answer.
For the lord thy God may deliver you in death but first you gots to die says the alpha male.
He hits play on the flash player and storms out of the building.
He heads home.
She’s waiting for him there. Dinner is just about finished when she hears the motorcycle pulling up. She sends the child out to play with friends. For a while it’ll be just the two of them.
And for those of yous whos gots one you can use a real gee tar. Ye haw!