Do you see what’s ‘e’s done?
He went and back-filled a few stories even though he said he wasn’t gonna do it.
Well, there’s only a few.
That’s not the point. The point is ‘e said ‘e wasn’t going to do it. That’s the point.
Well. If that’s the point and if he did what he said he wasn’t going to do then you win 100 Billion Dollars!
100 Billion Dollars. Are ye sure?
Sure, everyone knows the penalty and therefore if ‘e does it and said ‘e wasn’t going to do it then you win 100 Billion Dollars.
How, How do I collect?
Well, you ‘ave to be the first to report it and then it ‘as to be verified, and then you send in four box tops, and then blamo, you win 100 Billion Dollars.
Ok, so who does the verifying.
They, the one’s that do the verifying. That’s who.
Oh, so how do I get in touch with them?
Of course not. They already know who you are and what you’re going to report. So all you need to do is to send in your four box tops, wait 6-8 weeks, and then blamo you get 100 Billion Dollars.
Mail them where.
To them that did the verifying of course.
Of course, what was I thinking.
Oh look. One of them’s on security.
One of who.
One of the articles.
Oh I thought you meant one of them that does the verifying.
Don’t be daft. They already know as you already said.
Of course I know. That’s why you mailed it to them.
At what address?
You know. You just put to “Them” on the envelope and then the postal people will know what to do with it.
Sure. They’re all part of the same organization.
So, I just put four box tops into the envelope and then I tell ‘em that he screwed up and then, blamo, I get 100 Billion Dollars? And how do I know ‘e wasn’t in cahoots with them that made the virust that took over my computer. Because ye know, he did wait to post the story. I think he might be one of ‘em.
Ok, which them are we talking about again?
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After today that’s it until next Monday. No back-filing.
I awake with a jolt.
I’m sitting in my favorite chair and the TV’s blaring away.
When I got back from the bar I put on my favorite red shirt to match my mood and then plopped down in the chair. Picked up the remote and set it on the channel for the Star Trek Movie marathon and proceeded to wait.
During the waiting I downed a couple of Jolt cola’s and then remembered all of those stories about alcohol and caffeine not being such a good thing. Oh well.
I must have passed out because when i finally awoke there was Kirk screaming at Kahn.
My head feels like it’s going to explode. I’m just laying there in my red shirt underneath a blanket.
This is the one where Spock dies. Yea, like that was logical. Killing off one of your main characters. Brilliant thinking. But then in the next one Spock is amazingly put back together again and Bones had nothing to do with it. Then why is there a doctor on this show I wonder. Oh yea. Now I remember. Spock transfers his “essence” to the good doctor and then sacrifices himself. Whatever.
The phone rings. I ain’t moving. Even if the place was on fire I ain’t moving. I would. But the room keeps changing configurations and I’m not exactly sure where anything really is.
The recorder picks it up.
Poster Boy. This is Neil. We need you to come back to work for us. The newbie was my sister’s child and he had just finished reading a book on blogging so after you left we needed someone in a pinch so we hired him. After the computers were stolen we found out that was about the extent of his knowledge. And after the incident no one will touch us. We really need you to come back and install the new equipment and start running the blog again.
Ka-Ching. Well Neil. That little bit of information is gonna cost you first, last, and a security deposit. Adios Neighbor. Take you tours and ________!
Because it was just on the radio and … Yea, why the @#$#@$)U)( am I explaining this to you anyways.
Most Illogical wouldn’t you agree Mr. Spock. Most Illogical.